..want those underwear
"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.”
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
So I just found out that there is an annual event in Australia where people dress up ducks in fancy clothes, called the Pied Piper Duck Show.
It’s a serious event, apparently.
Oh goodness, Australia. Well done.
WELL DONE AUSTRALIA. WELL DONE.
just gonna ignore the caption and pretend all of australia’s ducks are this well-dressed
ALMOST AS GOOD AS SNAKES IN HATS
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
YES GOOD PUN
TRANS WOMAN TRANSCENDENCE
I used to get depressed when cis people would say “Your’e not a biological woman”. But now thanks to TWT I can agree that I’m totally not biological at all! And then melt them with my laser eyes. <3
TWT has completely changed my life! Before I was afraid to date cis people because I didn’t want to deal with transmisogynists. But with the pre-installed bigotry scanner I can easily avoid these people! Truthfully though I’ve found that just dating other trans women has been the best option for me~ Still! Thanks TWT!
The flamethrower arms are a nice touch!
And many more!
(Original poster by Adam Levermore-Rich)
this is super gorgeous (and I love the politics behind it :3)
-Some people like hot dogs
-Some people like hamburgers
-Some people get both (Bisexuals)
-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)
-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)
-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)
-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)
I like this.